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Monday, August 16, 2010

Amazing Simple Home Remedies:

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD- 40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS – We all know people like this

7 comments:

Ann said...

Lol Glad to know that snopes verified these as being true. Too funny. I love that thing about the slinky, I work with a few people like that

jenn said...

Ha! I love these!

FishHawk said...

As in regards to #2, it should be added to never let her know about it. For ignorance is indeed bliss when it comes to some things.

Becki said...

What a super helpful list! Thanks for checking them out in advance for us ;)

OLLIE MCKAY'S ~ A Chic Boutique said...

LOL ~ Love it! These were great! Love that Snopes. com :)))

Kristin at My Art and the Mom in Me said...

LOL!! So Funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

siteseer said...

too cute!!