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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Questions for you?

Can you cry under water?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is a 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it a asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your you know where?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Does anyone have any answers???????





5 comments:

siteseer said...

panties is singular lol

jenn said...

Ha! These are great!

Becki said...

Interesting....maybe they're all just to make us ask questions ;)

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siteseer said...

The crying... you couldn't cry hard because when you sobbed you'd drown when you gasped for more air. :)