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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Geography of a woman and man

I thought this was funny, cute and sweet all it on joke.

Geography of a woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain .
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece .
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain .
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel .
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, Takes care of

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada .
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geogrphy of a man:

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran .
Ruled by nuts

Hahahahaha :)


Clara said...

Just because I laughed my socks of doesn't mean its not true. Was it really supposed to be a joke? (Just kidding)

Lenox Knits said...

Cool analogy. I like the imagery of it!